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Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or
delete them on my PC? Answer: The characters go to different places,
depending on whom you ask: The Catholic Church's approach
to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven,
where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are
punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation
of naughty words." The Buddhist explanation:
If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been
deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny
characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will
become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case. The Mac user's explanation: All
the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If
you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're
in PC hell also. IBM's explanation:
The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed,
as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life. Have
you crashed your Windows today? :op
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