RECOMMENDATION LETTER.

1 Babar Shah, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2 hard at work in his office.  Babar works independently, without

3 wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Babar never

4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping chai

7 breaks.  Babar is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Babar can be

10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

11 dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Babar be

12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.