PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL TERMS AND THEIR REAL MEANINGS

OUTGOING PERSONALITY.............Always going out of the office

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS........Able to bullshit

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS........spends lots of time on phone

AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.................Not too bright

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.....Made no major blunders yet

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...........Too ugly to get a date

ACTIVE SOCIALLY..................Drinks a lot

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY........Spouse drinks,too

INDEPENDENT WORKER...............Nobody knows what he/she does

QUICK THINKING...................Offers plausible excuses

CAREFUL THINKER..................Won't make a decision

AGGRESSIVE.......................Big Built

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.....Gets someone else to do it

EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL........Speaks English

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL...A nit picker

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.........Is tall or has a loud voice

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.....Lucky

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR.............Knows a lot of dirty jokes

CAREER MINDED....................Back Stabber

LOYAL............................Can't get a job anywhere else