A BIHAREE PROFESSOR GOES TO USA

A new lecturer(a Bihari professor)  was unable to control the class.

The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.

So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out.
But he doesn't know how to put it in English.. He went near the guy.
Shouted "follow me" .

The guy followed him till he went out of the class.

Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went
inside the class..........

Inside the Class  :  

* Open the doors  of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors  of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class ..)
* Both of u three, get out of the  class.
* Close the doors of the windows please..  I have winter in my nose today
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family  :

* I have two  daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

# At the ground  :

* All of you, stand  in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily  :

* I talk, he  talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment  :

* You, rotate  the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO....(?)

# Sir at his best  :

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.

Bychance, he happened to see one of our boys 

 at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.

So the next day at school... ( to that boy  ) -  "
Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at

the Cinema Theatre"