~ ThiNgZ GurLz CaN Say ~

**Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful...
hate me cuz your boyfriend thinks so!**

**East to the sea...
West to the land...
Death to the BITCH...
who touches my man!**

**If you need a nickel...
I'll give you my dime...
if you need a man...
BITCH don't FUCK with mine!**

**Roses are red...Violets are blue...
God made me pretty...
what happened to you?!?!**

**God created men first because you always need a rough draft
before the final masterpiece!**

**God loves stupid people...
thats why he made so many men!**

**Only good girls go to heaven...
I wasn't invited!**

**Sex is like pringles...
once you pop...
you can't stop!**

**Children in the dark causes accidents...
accidents in the dark cause children!**

**I have P.M.S. and a gun...
now what were you saying?!?!**

 

~ ThiNgZ BoiZ CaN SaY ~

**Itz not the size of the boat...
itz the motion of the ocean!**

**Do you believe in love at first sight...
or do you have to walk pass me again?**

**Love is a sensation c! aused by temptation...
a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination...
to increase a population...
of the next generation...
do you understand my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?** =)

**Don't drink and drive...
you might go over the bump and drop your beer!**

**God gave me brains and a DICK...
and only a ! bit of blood...
I can only work one at a time!**

**If guyz got a period...
they would brag about the size of their tampons!**

**Roses are red...
Apples are sour...
open your legs...
I'll show you some power!**