Desi = indian
Desh = india

NEWTON'S LAWS OF IMMIGRATION

1st  Law
A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia of Green card until and
unless an external Force Called Deportation is Applied.

2nd Law
The Force of Deportation F = ma
        Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA.
        a= dm/dt The Rate at which Desi saved Money.
          (This is contrary to the common Belief that Desi will return back
after making lot of Money.)

3rd Law
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit,
A  Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA on a Permanent  Visit.

4th law .....
For every Desi that comes back with a Desi of the opposite sex, one more
Confused Desi (A.B.C.D) is born.