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| Any
answers??? |
* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is
supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
check out more such Questions..... he he he |
| Definitions... |
Some
wonderful definitions.....
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool
on the other.
Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually
do. |
| Just
One Line |
I'm a nobody,
nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
just one line is enough for the laughter. |
| Real
Facts |
These
are The Real Facts..........U should never forget them !!!
"The
number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your action.
Enjoy !!! |
| Good,
Bad & Ugly |
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
he he he |
Cheesy
One-Liners |
"Are
you chewing gum?"
"No,
I'm John Smith."
Coolest One Liners-------------
Can U stop laughing ???? |
| Stupid
Questions |
Most Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money. |
| CoolInsults |
"...I
like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you."
Cool
Insults for immediate use..... |
| Bloomers
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I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.
Learn
to Bloom
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