Why all Indians have been so successful in
It is because of the business sense demonstrated below.
An Indian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on
the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank,
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks
later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and
this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?" The Patel replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car
two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan
said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come
Reagan takes him in a deep forest
and says. "Dig the ground." Zail
Singh digs. Reagan says, "More, more, more?"
Zail Singh has now reached a 100
Reagan says, "So now, did you
Zail Singh, "I got a
Reagan says, "You see, it
shows that even 200 years ago we used to
Zail Singh was very frustrated and
he invited Reagan to India. In
India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
Reagan to a forest and ask him to
After some time GyaniJi says,
"More. .. more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400
Zail Singh says, "Find
Reagan tries but finds nothing,
GyaniJi says, "You see even
400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!"
Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an
American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside
him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat :
The American asks :'Do you eat the bread entirely?'
The Indian answers,'Of course!'
American : 'We do not .We only eat the inner part. The crust is put in a
container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to Indians.'
The Indian says nothing.
The American continues,'Do you eat this jelly with the bread?'
Indian : 'Of course!'
American : 'We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds
and peels into a container. Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and
sold to Indians..'
The Indian finally asks,'And what do you do with the condoms after using them?'
American : 'We throw them away,of course!'
Indian : 'We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them
into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.