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What If God Had Voice Mail....... We
have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part
of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install
voice mail?" ----------------------------------------------------- Imagine
praying and hearing this: Hi!
Thank you for calling GOD. Please
select one of the following options: Press
1 for Requests Press
2 for Thanksgiving Press
3 for Complaints Press
4 for All Other Inquiries. Else
wait for our Customer Support Executive. What
if God used the familiar excuse ... "I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy
helping other sinners right now. However,
your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it as received,
so please stay on the line" Can
you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer: For
Lord Hanuman, Press 2. For
Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave! For
a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3. If
you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are holding, please press
4. To
find out if a loved one has been assigned To Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her
PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response, try area code
420 for(Hell). For
reservations and bookings in at "My Father's Guest House ? { Exclusive 7
Star Hotel }" please enter Your Name , Date of Birth in mm-dd-yy format
followed by 3-1-6. For
answers to nagging questions about PVR Anupam Booking, Future
of Indian Cricket, the age of the earth and where Majnu Ka Tila is, please wait
until you arrive here. Our
computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This
office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please
pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this
office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple. (:
: ) ***** THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS WHENEVER WE
PRAY!!!!! ARENT YOU GLAD ? |