AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES

*  I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

*  Nice legs...  what time do they open?

*  You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

*  I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

*  Wanna play army?  I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

*  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

*  I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

*  Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

*  Are those real?

*  I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for
that thing you do with your tongue.

*  If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

*  (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not going to suck itself.

*  You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

*  You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

*  Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

*  My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

*  Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

*  Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

*  Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

*  I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

*  If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we
could do it in public.

*  Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?! Why? Don't you like pizza?

*  Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.