CHEMISTRY OF MARRIAGE.

¤     A lasting marriage is built on commitment, not convenience.

¤     Behind every successful husband is a surprised wife.

¤     Creating a successful marriage is like farming, you have to start over again every morning.

¤     It takes two to make marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

¤     Marriage - Those who are outside wants to get in and those who are in want to set out.

¤     Married man - One who uses two hands to steer a car.

¤     Never marry someone in hope that they'll change later.

¤     The best way to improve your kids is to improve your marriage.

¤     The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incident and none of the incident as disasters.

¤     The husband who wants to keep his marriage happy should learn to keep his mouth shut and chequebook open.

¤     The only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

¤     When a man makes a woman his wife; it's the highest compliment he can pay her and usually the last.

¤     Worry about the consequences of the choices you make before you make them - not afterward.

¤     Why criticize your wife's judgement? Look who she married!

¤     The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.

¤     Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.

¤     There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).

¤     Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.