He Vs She
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  HE:I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a
  face like yours!
  SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for
  a face like yours!!!

  
  HE:Hi!didn't we go on a date once?
  or was it twice?
  SHE:Must've been once.i never make the same
  mistake twice!!!

HE:May i have the pleasure of this dance?
  SHE:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

  
  HE:How did you get to be so beautiful?
  SHE:I must've been given your share!!!

HE:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  SHE:It's hot!!!


  HE:I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
  
SHE:Okay,but would you stay there?

  HE:Will you come out with me this Saturday?
  SHE:Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

  HE:You have a beautiful face!
  
SHE:And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

  HE:Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
  SHE:Okay,get out!!!

HE:I think i could make you very happy
  SHE:Why,are you leaving?

 HE:What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
  SHE:Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same
  time!!!

HE:Can i have your name?
  SHE:why,don't you already have one?

HE:Shall we go and see a film?
  SHE:I've already seen it!!!

HE:Do you think it was fate which brought us
  together?
 
 SHE:Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!