Shopping Maths

A man will pay $ 2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

General equations & statistics

A woman worries about the future until she get s husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such man.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A women marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A women has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a women - before marriage and after marriage.

There if no difference between being in love and thinking you're in love ... the joy and pain is the same"