WOMAN !

If you kiss her, your are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you aren't she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

If you visit other men, she says you are not putting in quality time

If she is visited by another woman, "ah! It's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you help, she thinks it's one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by another man, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

In short :

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

OH WOMEN U R SIMPLY GREAT,