An email from a software engineer to a girl as a proposal.

I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform

and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a

long time I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and

you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled

program without you, whichnever produces an executable code

and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your

ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful;

it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes

processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my

program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results.

/*which I never experienced before*/. With this letter, I just want to convey

to you that if we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries

necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don't bother

about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong

hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords

and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody has already

logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And it?s all but

certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

 Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Error free Software Engineer XXXXXXX