You should be sure it is a sardarji when somebody :

* puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.

* gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

* sends a fax with a stamp on it.

* tries to drown a fish.

* thinks socialism means partying.

* trips over a cordless phone.

* takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."

* studies for a blood test and fails.

* sells the car for gas money.

* misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

* drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns

around and goes home.

* gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.