Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving.

Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

Santa immediately responded, "Thank you , your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Court scene: [Santa and Banta Singh are lawyers]

Santa : You're a fool

Banta : And you're a damn fool.

Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now

proceed with the case.