Two Human beings and a Sardarji were all in prison awaiting execution by firing squad. One Person said, "When we each go up to be executed, just shout a warning like a disaster is about to happen. When it catches them off guard, we can escape."

The first Person went to be executed. The guard said "Ready. Aim...".

The Person yelled out "Hurricane!!". When the firing squad hid, he climbed the wall and escaped. The second person stood before the squad and when the time came, he yelled "Earthquake!!".

He, likewise escaped.

Sardarji stood before the firing squad. The guard said, "Ready. Aim...".

Just then the Sardarji yelled, "FIRE!!"

Once a Sardarji is going through a very difficult phase as he is facing severe loss in his  business. He thinks a way to make fast money. He kidnaps a little boy and thinks that he can ask the boys father to pay him ONE LAKH and with that money he can start back a new business. So with intention of making fast money he kidnaps a boy and brings the boy home and writes a letter to the boys father

AADHARNIYA SAARDARJI,,

AAPKA BETA HAMARE KABZE MEIN HAI, AAP AGAR USE ZINDA DEKHNA CAHATHE HAIN TO AAJ SHAM TAK EK

LAKH RUPAYE LEKAR NEECHE DIYE MERE GHAR KE PATE PAR AAJAIYE, NAHIN TO ......

AAPKA APNA,

SARDARJI

MERA GHAR KA PATA HAI

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SANTASINGH,

BANTA NAGAR,

KHOLI NO. 4,

CHANDIGARH

He then folds the letter and gives it to the little boy and tells him "JAA JAAKE YEH KHATH

AAPNE BAAPKO DE DENA AUR UNSE KEHNA KE TUMAHRE JAAN KHATRE MEIN HAI. JAA BHAAGKE JAAKE DEKHAR

AA"

The little boy goes away with the letter.

On the very same day evening the boys father (ANOTHER SARDARJI) comes with a brief case and

tells our sardar "SARDARJI LO YEH EK LAAKH RUPAYA, MUJHE PAISON SE APNE BETE KI JAAN PYAARI

HAIN, PAR MEIN TO SOCHBHI NAHI SAKTHA KI EK SARDAR HOKAR TUM DOOSRE SARDAAR KO LOOTTHE HO,

TUMHE SHARMM NAHIN AATI ?

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