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This Sardarji goes to
the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every whereI touch it hurts." The doc says "Ok,
touch your elbow." The sardarji touches his
elbow and winces in genuine pain .. The doc, surprised,says
"touch your head." The sardarji touches his
head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to
touch his knee and the same thing happens. Every where the sardarji
touches it hurts like hell. The doc is stumped and
orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells the
Sardar to come back after two days. Two days later the
sardar comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your
problem..." "Oh yeah? what is
it ?" 'You've broken your finger!'
The doctor told the
sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he wouldd
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the sardarji called the
doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem."What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms
"I have a bad
headache. I'll visit the doctor." said Santa to Banta "Nonsense,
yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the
pain disappeared.Why don't you try it?" replied Banta. Santa said: "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
There
was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died
in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it
had something to do with the supernatural.
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