This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs

start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks

him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi

to hai".Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki

 A Sardar goes to see ahletics.

Sardar says to a fellow sitting next to him :

"WHY ARE THESE MEN RUNNING ?"

The person replies : "THE ONE WHO COMES FIRST SHALL GET A PRIZE !"

Now, Sardar is very prompt at this :