A sardar and a american were walking outside when the american said "Oh,look

at the dead bird."

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a

lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles

of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10

bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I

can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright,

8 hamburgers".And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I

An American, a German and a Sardarji are golfing one day and, at the

3rd hole when they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself ,

puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and

proceeds to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he looks

at the other two and says "Oh, this is the latest American technology in

cellular phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my pinky finger

and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff eh?"

They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring.

The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a

conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the ot

her two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones.

"A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine.

Ah, the wonders of German superior know-how!"

At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the

Sardarji disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and

the American look at each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes.

In the middle of the bushes is the Sardarji , squatting on a

roll of toilet paper, with his pants down around his ankles.

What on earth are you doing?" asks the American.

An American, an Italian and a Surd were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building...They were eating lunch and the American said, "Corned

beefand cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I getpasta one more

time I'm going to jump off, too."

The surd opened his lunch and said, "Paratha and dhal again. If I get paratha and dhal

one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day - The American opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbageand jumps to his death.

The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and jumps too.

The Surd opens his lunch, sees paratha and dhal and jumps to his death also...

At the funeral.....The American's wife is weeping...She says, "If I'd known how really

tiredhen was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!

The Italian's wife also weeps and says " I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn't realize he hated pasta so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Surd's wife... "Hey,don't look at me," she said,