There were these three sardarjis who decide to go picnicking  one
day.  When  they  get  there,  they realize they've forgotten
the      whisky. The youngest one says he'd go and get it if they
promise   not  to  eat  the  chicken till he gets back.  Now, the other
two     wait and wait till a whole day goes by, when one says:  Come
on,     I'm  hungry.  He's not going to come back so lets eat the
chicken    anyway.  Suddenly the little sardarji pops up from behind a
tree     and says: If you do that, I won't go!

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
 
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
 
Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it
will start to speak after 6 months.

Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent forhis

friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed,santa Singh's frail

condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to

write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and

Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note.

Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the notejust

then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at

the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized thathe

was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You

know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't

read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there

for us all.

" He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"

Once the Prime Minister had to inaugurate a computer lab.

The speech he had to give, its script had too many 'Logic', 'Logic' statements.

Because the P.M. didn't know what Logic meant he sent his secretary to find out

what is the meaning of logic.

Now, his secretary happens to be a sardar. Even he didn't know what Logic was.

So, he went to one of his friends.

Sardar: Yaar, what is Logic ?

Friend : U don't know what is Logic ?

Sardar : No, pls tell even the P.M. doesn't know, and it is importatnt !

Friend : Do you have a fish pond at your home?

Sardar : Yes.

Friend : Then, there are fishes in the pond !

Sardar : Yeah, how do u know that ?

Friend : That's Logic.

Sardar : I didn't get that !

Friend : OK, so, now that you have fishes at home and because children like fishes,

you have children.

Sardar : Yeah, thats also Logic ???

Friend : It is. And because u have children, u fuck ur wife !

Sardar : Hey, that's personal, how do u know that ?

Friend : That's Logic !!

Sardar : And because u fuck ur wife, u r not a HOMO.

Friend : Great, I think I know what LOGIC is.

Now, Sardar is back to P.M.'s desk.

P.M. : So, tell me what is LOGIC ?

Sardar : Sir, its very simple ! Do u have a fish pond at ur home ?

P.M. : No.

A chap having seen blisters in both of his Sikh friends's ears asked him what

 happend to his ears. He said that while he was busy ironing his clothes,the

telephone rang, and he mistakenly put the iron to his ear instead of the

receiver.

Then the first fellow asked him what happend to his other ear, and the reply

was "That fool called me again!"