Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was  going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded.  The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
 
Captain of the ship called an emergency   meeting  and told the passengers,
  " Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We
need to give sacrifice and I need three  people to sacrifice their life so
that rest of us can be saved."
 
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted  "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
 
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
 
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted,
  " Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal"
  "wahe guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh"
  "Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman"
  "jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di"
  "Jai jawan jai kissan "
  and finally yelled at the top of his voice  "Bharat mata ki jai"
 
  And Kicked the pakistani standing next to him in the sea.

Bunta Singh comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and

says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Bunta.

Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." Iqbal guard takes the bags and

rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Bunta overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases Bunta, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Bunta's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later,the same thing happens. The Iqbal asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Bunta. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Bunta, and Bunta crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Bunta doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad.

"Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.

It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"