One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
 A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one came and asked the same question
 Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
 place.

While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the
 Beach He went and asked him " Are you Realxing?"
Another Sardar was much educated and answered Yes I
am relaxing

 The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Salay,
 Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan
 Aaram Kar raha hai."

While waiting for a bus a sardar sees a truck being
towed away by another truck with a rope. He laughs,
breaks down, rolls on the ground and cannot control
his laughter.
There is a madrasi who is standing with the sardar
for the bus.  He wonders what's up? Calls sardar,
but sardar cannot
  control himself, points at the towing truck & again
rolls on the ground, billowing more dust.
The madrasi appa is annoyed, pulls up sardar asks
him what is so funny? The sardar says "Kya zamana aa
gaya hai, Ek rassi uthane ke liya do-do Truck" 

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" 
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. 
Sardar answered " No No Me
Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing!"  
Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...  

Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'

Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the

wall. It read "Padne wala gadha" (One who reads it is a fool.) Santa

singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhenewaala

gadha"(One who wrote it is a fool)

So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana

peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ? "Saala

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock

Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a

ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited

for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next

day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the

same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and

I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says

"I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

  Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One

carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," first sardarji

drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens," was the reply. "If I guess

how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK," first

sardarji said.

"Five."

Two sardars are walking down the street when the first one finds a compact on the sidewalk. he opens it up and inside the compact is a mirror. he looks into the mirror, then looks away. he looks into the mirror a second time. Confused he says to the second one , "I'm not sure, but I think this person in the compact looks very familiar".
Curiously the second one asked to see the compact. he looks into the compact and hands it back to the first one and says, "It's me you dumb shit!"

A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.