BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
 Friend: What are you looking at?
 Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
 Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
 Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

A Sardarji buys a ticket for 10 rupees and wins the lottery. He goes to Bombay to

claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The Says says, ''I want my Rs. 20 lakhs.'' The man replied, ''No, sir. It doesn't

work that way. We give you a lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for

the next 19 years.''

The Sardarji said, ''Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.

'' Again, the man explain that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during

the next 19 years.

The Sardarji, furious with the man, screams out, ''Look, I want my money!

If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my 10 rupees back!''

A Sardar walks into an Electronics store and says to the clerk " bhaisaihb yeh VCR kitne ka diya" (how much for that VCR)

The clerk replies "Sardarji tujhe nahin bechoonga .... chalte bano" (won't sell to you, please leave the store)

The Sardar can't believe the prejudice, "hum bhi dheet hain" (I'm stubborn too) he thinks.

He goes to the closest Barber, gets a haircut.Buys some swanky clothes wears a pair of Ray Bans,

then returns to the same store. He just doesn't look like himself "How much for that VCR" he asks the clerk pushing his hair back- Yankee style.

The Clerk replies "Sardarji vapas aagaye ho, bola na tumhe nahin bechoonga" (you're back Sardar ji. I told you I won't sell to you)

Must have slipped up on something thinks the Sardar. He returns the next day looking like a Tamilian Brahmin much chandan on forehead and all. "aaeeyo ji, yeh VCR kitne ka diya" he asks the same clerk in a perfect Tamilian accent.

"Sardar ji ... bala na, tumhe nahin bechoon ga" Over the next few days the Sardar returns to the store in some real innovative guises, but the Clerk always picks him out at the same Sardar ji.

"VCR nahin bechna ... theek hai, yeh to bataoo mujhko pehchante kaise ho"(don't sell me the VCR, but please tell me how you recognize me)

"abe yeh VCR nahin ... washing machine hai" (because it's not a VCR but a washing machine)

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere

in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was

getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe

nahin hai"

Sardarji is buying a TV.

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
The sardar then  asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,"What is that shiny object you have?"