Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never
been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he
boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running
from seat to seat and shouting, BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO.....
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by whats goings on, he
comes out and shouts, BE SILENT!
Theres pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks Santa. He stares at
the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, OEING !
OEING!! OEING!!!OE....

A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to

go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which

happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is

another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns

to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same

sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the

bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So

he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells

 the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also

happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the

 bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled

bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the

TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I

can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he

gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake

him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he

felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So,

when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his

beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he

went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face,and

suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's

the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20

rupees and woken up someone else"

Banta singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with a man ahead of him.

'Ek Punjab mail dena', (Give me one for the punjab mail) demanded the man in front. He was given  a ticket.

(*** Punjab mail is name of the train **)

Then came the turn of Banta singh ,' Ikk Punjab female dena '

'What do you mean by punjab female?' asked the clerk

'it is for my wife', replied Banta singh.